Interview: Otto English
Utter Bollocks podcast and Fake Heroes and Fake History books
Otto English is the kind of interviewee one cannot resist from describing as affable. The interview ran over the time allotted by a well-known video conferencing service and we had to hurriedly regenarate a link to continue the conversation.
Otto English, the pseudonymous author and journalist, has made a name for himself as a sharp critic of British politics and culture. We were not far into the interview before we came to this pen name, partly just in order to establish how to address him. Andrew Scott, for that is his real name, decided that he needed an alter ego in order to be able to post freely on what was then, and still is to many, Twitter. He was making his way writing dramas and screenplays and didn’t want that career to be muddied by his newfound persona who was lampooning politicians on social media.
But then another Andrew Scott appeared on our screens, most notably as the hot priest in the series, Fleabag, so Otto English stuck, and that is how we will be referring to him, seeing how fitting it is for our purposes.
The titles of his two books and of his podcast, will tell you why we, at Intelligent Speech Towers, were so keen to sign him up as Keynote speaker for the 2025 event with the topic of “Deception”.
His first book was Fake History, subtitled Ten Great Lies and How They Shaped the World, covering an array of topics from Winston Churchill to Genghis Khan via flat earthers and curry. He followed this with Fake Heroes: Ten False Icons and How They Altered the Course of History, and with Mother Teresa, Che Guevara, and JFK on the cover, we can see that again, English ranges his aim far and wide.
Otto’s podcast, Utter Bollocks, is very much in keeping with truth bombing of his books. He co-hosts with John Mitchinson, one of the creators of the hit BBC quiz show QI – so a proper big brain. Otto and John choose a myth each episode and delve into any veracity that it might have and judgement is passed down by AI Joe on whether it is utter bollocks or not. AI Joe is voiced by Joanna Scanlan, the renowned, BAFTA-winning, actress who has appeared in any number of films and TV series.
And when Otto is not posting copiously on Twitter, writing books, and presenting podcasts, he gets on with his day job of being a journalist. He writes mostly for Byline Times, and you can find his articles here: https://bylinetimes.com/author/ottoenglish/ Sensitivity alert: if you are a big fan of Brexit or Boris Johnson, you might want to avert your eyes.
Otto enjoys writing honest profiles of people and it came naturally to him as he had carved out something of a niche, when writing for Politico, for obituaries of people who were not dead yet, including Boris Johnson, The Queen, and Prince Philip. Otto is not the sort of person to do a complete hatchet job on his subjects but neither would he pen the kind of hagiography that obituaries often are. For instance, his piece on The Queen was about a woman called Elizabeth Windsor rather than Her Majesty the Queen.
These profiles led directly to his second book, Fake Heroes, being commissioned, which is essentially a collection of “ten honest obituaries that look at the myth of that person.” There is another book in the pipeline, which is almost the opposite of Fake Heroes, where Otto will be examining notorious people from history, such as Roger Casement or Al Capone and assessing whether they really were as bad as they have been painted. He had to promise his long-suffering agent that he wasn’t going to “do Hitler!”
Part of Otto’s fascination with fake history is how it gets weaved into our various national mythologies. This is something that he will be examining in his Keynote talk at Intelligent Speech 2025.
He cites the example of the small boats at Dunkirk, that Christopher Nolan revisited in his recent film. There were small boats at Dunkirk, but they had mostly been requisitioned into service, sometimes without the knowledge of their owners, and were mostly used to ferry soldiers from the shore to the waiting troop ships. But the heroic story of thousands of common people coming to the rescue of “our boys” is what allowed the British to turn what was really a story of ignominious defeat into a myth of steadfast defiance.
Otto likes to watch his audiences when he does book readings and goes into the Dunkirk myth and enjoys seeing how he can see the audience literally be knocked back when they hear the truth. Inconveniently, the real saviour of the troops at Dunkirk was probably actually Adolf Hitler himself, who issued a seemingly bizarre “Halt Order”, that stopped the German advance 12 miles from Dunkirk, which, along with a brave defence by French troops bought the British Navy crucial time to evacuate but thanking Hitler or worse still, the French, does not sit well in this tale of the plucky Brit fighting against apparently insurmountable odds.
Intelligent Speech
Otto’s Keynote speech at Intelligent Speech, provisionally titled, How Bad History Poisons Politics, will explore these kinds of national myths and how they are often exploited by politicians for nefarious purposes.
“Trump, Brexit, the rise of Putin, Xi, the global migration crisis and many political crises across the world are all rooted in dangerous ahistorical narratives of lost paradise, stolen greatness and the notion that if we could turn the clock back and reset it all our present would be safe once more. Much of it is informed by Fake History which poisons the well of understanding of who we are and what really happened in the past and we need to seek to urgently address that more than ever. In this presentation I will explain why we need to question those narratives and understand the ‘truth’ of who we are.”
He describes the mythos of Churchill as an example, and how he is summoned by various characters on the British right, “It’s something we don’t think that we British people do. It’s the kind of thing we think people do in Russia or in some tinpot dictatorship in South America. We think, those idiots, they lionise Che Guevara or Mussolini, how could they be that stupid?” Otto pauses during this invective to couch his description about Churchill to make the point that he is not comparing him to Guevara or Mussolini, and says, “he did a lot of good things… But the idea that he got every call right or that he was sort of a man of the people who was standing on the underground, chatting to people was a load of absolute bollocks.” He then goes on to talk about how in Boris Johnson’s biography The Churchill Factor, “which seemed to have been written over a very large lunch, he trots out all these stories which are easily, provably false.”
Favourite Deception
Otto’s favourite fake history story is the story of Henry Tandy, the man who supposedly confronted an unarmed young German corporal in the trenches of World War I and allowed him to go free. This young German was none other than Adolf Hitler. “It’s all nonsense,” says Otto “but what’s fascinating is that it is not entirely nonsense, as some elements are true. Hitler did have a portrait of Henry Tandy and did often repeat this story but he had chosen Henry Tandy because he was the most decorated serviceman of World War I and “Hitler wanted to create an origin myth about himself,” where his life had been saved, so that he could go on, Christ-like, to save Germany. What Otto likes about this story is how all the players in it started to play along with it, including Henry Tandy himself, who began to tell of how he wished he had shot Hitler, even though previously, when asked by journalists, he denied any knowledge of it.
“So that shows the sort of power of fake history, and how it can draw people in like some sort of mega magnet to serve all sorts of different strands. And now everybody confects these lies in order to have their own agendas, which is very interesting.”
Conversely his favourite story that turns out to probably not be utter bollocks is when he was in the aptly named The Bull pub in Hertfordshire, chatting to the barman who told him “We’ve got an elephant buried in the garden.” Otto’s bullsh*t antenna tuned straight into this and naturally he decided to investigate. And it turns out that there are probably many elephants buried in all sorts of unlikely places throughout the British Isles. In the late 1900s, there would have been hundreds of circuses travelling up and down the country and with elephants not being native to these climes, they are hard to keep alive and inevitably some would have fallen by the wayside and these deaths would have woven themselves into the folk memories of people. “Some of the stories of elephant burials in villages are clearly true, and they are fragments of memories of a moment in the past when something rather magical happened when an elephant walked into a village, and then something terrible happened, and it died.”
So, roll up, roll up to hear Otto’s Keynote presentation that will undoubtedly be a great event and, which you would be well-advised not to miss.